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leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

pixiecasey:



glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:

stay hydrated
be elusive
avoid a harsh flash
try to get plenty of exercise
play hard to get
be aware of lighting
elongate the neck
eat plenty of fish
grow old gracefully
keep an air of mystery
a true lady reveals nothing

pixiecasey:

glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
  • stay hydrated
  • be elusive
  • avoid a harsh flash
  • try to get plenty of exercise
  • play hard to get
  • be aware of lighting
  • elongate the neck
  • eat plenty of fish
  • grow old gracefully
  • keep an air of mystery
  • a true lady reveals nothing

aminaabramovic:

literally every problem in my life can be solved with money

nzbillboards:

Very agricultural.
#National
#TeamKey

nzbillboards:

Very agricultural.

#National

#TeamKey

gypsylolita:

Street Garden

gypsylolita:

Street Garden

spookypuke:

actually separated at birth though

dreamyfawn:

i wish that instead of really annoying guys coming up to you in the street to hit on you it was really cool girls who were like hey i like your hair do you want to come over and have some wine and hang out and do eachother’s nails really dope and eat foods and talk shit about all the strange men that have hit on us

liferuin:

Menno de Brujin
Gifgas, 2014

phoebebishopwright:

Disco greenhouse!! (Good grief how have I never been to this place before?!? A* reading spot) (at Dalston Eastern Curve Garden)

phoebebishopwright:

Disco greenhouse!! (Good grief how have I never been to this place before?!? A* reading spot) (at Dalston Eastern Curve Garden)

doglets:

actually all of my systems are nervous